What deer think

[scottyb]

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan was being
interviewed by a French journalist and animal rights activist. The
discussion came around to deer hunting.

The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last thought in the
head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, "Are you my friend? Or is
it "Are you the one who killed my brother?"

Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All
they care about is what am I going to eat next, who am I going to
screw next and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much
like the French."

The interview ended at that point.